Brain: These are bad for me.
Nicotine: Shut up.
Brain: They’re polluting my body.
Nicotine: Shut up.
Brain: The simple fact is that I can live without them.
Nicotine: Shut up.
Brain: I don’t need…
Nicotine: Shut up.
Brain: Yeah, but…
Nicotine: Shut up.
Brain: I…
Nicotine: Shut up.
Brain: Fine!
smokes cigarette
Brain: There. Now I’ll just stop and…
Nicotine: Shut up.
Nicotine vs Brain
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