ž/span>I live such a pure and healthy lifestyleIt seems to have spread to my breasts.Sorry! No fast foodhere!Just wholesomeness and goodnessAnd a little bit of teat.Tempt me with trans-fats, and processed ingredients?No.This cow grazes in greener pastures.žo:p>That’s it, I’m convinced.The swagger’s all we’ll need to see.Something about it suggests“I’m jaded by so many shootouts“I barely noticed the slightly unorthodox Nautica logoThat’s how well you carried yourself.And people stepped aside, for sureEnough for you to walk sideways in several places.žo:p>žo:p>žo:p>That man with the harelip has a very intense starežo:p>žspan class=“Apple-style-span” style=“font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal; “>That man with the awful, disgusting harelipHas an intense and penetrating stare.It’s really quite hard to ignore,The way he is fiddling with a rosaryAnd humming a low hum,And all the while, staring at me-you’ve got to admit, it’sreally quite something!žo:p>žo:p>žo:p>žo:p>žo:p>žspan class=“Apple-style-span” style=“font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal; “>Hmmmm….sounds like someone really appreciates good beer upin this piece!Mos def. The way you paused and thumbed your nose,As you scornfully flipped through the beer menu,Then asked for a Raspberry Lambic from Belgium., preferablysomething with a milder acidity.The waitress thought you were a fucking dickAnd had the enthusiastic line cook,Release himself into your drink.žo:p>
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