Great Thinkers of Ancient Rome

We join the craziest party Ancient Rome has ever seen. I’m talking the orgiest, vomit inducing, decadent, party you could possibly imagine.

Flavor Flavius: Bro! These are the best grapes I’ve ever eaten by hand!
Partytothe Maximus: I don’t think I’ve ever had this much fun naked. Plus these olives I’m eating off this servant chick are the shizz.
Flavor Flavius: I know, with parties like these, Ancient Rome will never end.
Partytothe Maximus: Why did you call it Ancient?
Flavor Flavius: Nevermind. Just pass me some more wine. This stuff really takes the edge off.
Partytothe Maximus: I think it’s almost time to hit the vomitorium again.
Flavor Flavius: Tanks full, eh?
Partytothe Maximus: I’ve got a crazy idea though.
Flavor Flavius: More orgy-ing?
Partytothe Maximus: Even better.
Flavor Flavius: Oh snap. This has to be good. I’m talking burying three Christians alive at the Colosseum, good.
Partytothe Maximus: K, first things first. Put your toga back on.
Flavor Flavius: Alllright….
Partytothe Maximus: Now pick up your goblet.
Flavor Flavius: Here we go….
Partytothe Maximus: Now we party.
Flavor Flavius: We were partying before.
Partytothe Maximus: Yeah, but now it’s a toga party.
Flavor Flavius: It was a toga party before, we just threw them away when we took all that opium and ate those huge turkey legs.
Partytothe Maximus: This is true. But, now we are the only ones wearing togas and look totally cool and unorthodox. Plus the ladies can see the pectorals now, which are totally ripped.
Flavor Flavius: But they could see them when we were naked! And we were having sex with them before! Now they just think we’re a bunch of uptight eunuchs or something.
Partytothe Maximus: Eunuchs that know how to party.
Flavor Flavius: If you weren’t my slave I would totally bitchslap you right now. I have to think about resale though.
Partytothe Maximus:  So let the toga party begin!
Flavor Flavius: It already started and now it’s ending because people see us putting our clothes back on.
Partytothe Maximus: That’s because they just don’t know how to party as hard as us.
Flavor Flavius: They were partying just as hard as us! We just stopped to put a dumb toga on!
Partytothe Maximus: Believe me, this toga party idea will be huge. All it needs is some loyal followers.
Flavor Flavius: You are by far, the most stupid man I have ever owned.
Partytothe Maximus: Stupid enough to party.