On my way to work I walk by madison square garden. On any given day I'm liable to see blue collard rangers fans giving me that, " hey vinny, look at this fucking guy look" or dirty hippies giving me"corporate America sucks dude" look. Little do they realize they bought there tickets through ticketmaster a faceless corporation, and are wearing crappy jam bandt shirts that were made in china by underage children, who are able to work better because they have little hands
This day was special I saw two obese girls huddled up underneath the awning of the garden sleeping, they wore all black and look like they perfectley applied to make up to look as strung out as possible. After calling it quits at my job I walked back to take the C train on eigth ave. The obese girls had multiplied there was 500 hundred girls, each 500 hundred pounds waiting to get into the garden to see "My Chemical Romance" my questions popped into my mind
Is there a special entrance for mildly attractive groupies?
Is it a new fashion statement to be morbidly obese?
Does crappy emo rock promote consumption of high calore pastries?
What is the donut of choice for these butterballas D and D, Krispy Kreme, Entemens?
How do I start a plus size clothing line for girls who look like they want to commit suicide?
Will this hurt my customer base if my target market is constantly killing themselves?
If you have any information on the following questions please respond.
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