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Once elected, I will immediately begin working for you.
I am constantly reminded of a single mother of four I met on the campaign trail.
My opponent is an elitist who is out of touch with the average American.
Being born an American has given me opportunities most can never dream of.
I can’t thank you enough for your support.
I approved this message.
I’m going to fight for each and every one of you.
My faith is important to me.
Those words were taken out of context.
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This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
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Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
