“It’s the highlight of my week,” said the world’s worst father.
If Dr. Seuss Was Actually a Doctor
Dr. Seuss: I do not like this brownish spot. I do not like this dark black dot. I do not like this odd-shaped mole. I do not like this porous hole. I’d wear more sunblock here and there. I’d wear more sunblock everywhere. It looks as though, I’m sad to say, that you have cancer here today.Patient: Are you…high?
Teeth
Q: What’s Red And Bad For Your TeethA: A Brick
The Last Layers of Hell
4. The Fans of “Legally Blonde”3. The Fans of “Legally Blonde 2”
2. The Fans of “Legally Blonde the
Musical”
1. The Fans of “Legally Blonde the
Musical: the Search for Elle Woods”
Stupid America
I just read that 60% of 8th graders only read at a 5th grade level. At that point isn’t it just the eighth grade level?Comic Book Movies That Would Be Better Than Another Edward Norton Hulk
-Commissioner Gordon: The Movie-First Five Minutes of X-Men 2: The Movie
-Fire Extinguisher-Bot From Iron Man: The Movie
Swedish Drunks
-We were at this place yesterday that had 4 dollar pitchers!-Wo, awesome! Where?
-IKEA. They also have 2 dollar cups and cheap futons. Uber chill!
The type of dog you have says a lot about your personality, especially if the dog is dead.
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Drinking Games for the Mature Adult
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II
Every Time a Bell Rings
15 Phrases You'll Hear During Finals Week, and What They Really Mean
News Feed History of the World: January 2012
The 25 Best Sitcom Couples
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
