1. Blink 182 Holes On Your Body You Didn't Know About
2. Godsmack Your Bitch Up
3. Jay-Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century
4. Backstreet Boys Who Like Other Boys But Won't Admit It, Thanks to Marginalizing Social Stereotypes
5. Good Charlotte Bronte, Literary Genius
6. The Beatles that Won't Fucking Die, Even When I Use The Entire Can of Bug Spray
7. Journey into My Pants
8. Weezer, or the Asthmatic Kid Who Eats Lunch Alone
9. The Strokes that Almost Killed Your Asshole Grandpa But Instead, Just Made Him More of An Asshole
10. Coldplay, What the Eskimos Do Before Sex