Rackets
1. Badminton – Swing and hit the birdy.
2. Tennis – Smash and run around the court.
3. Squash – Belt and get the hell out of the way.

Balls
1. Basketball – Run to the hoops; watch your wrists.
2. Soccer - Run to the nets; watch your ankles.
3. Dodge Ball – Run for your life, watch your face.

Bats
1. Pool – Knock balls down pockets.
2. Croquet – Knock balls through loops.
3. Baseball – Protect balls with cup.

Skinned Balls
1. Volleyball – Shin pads; teamwork.
2. Football – Body pads; cooperation.
3. Rugby – no pads; every man for himself.

Odd Sports
1. Paintball – You're playing against men.
2. Rock Climbing – You're playing against nature.
3. Golf – You're playing against God.