1. Badminton Swing and hit the birdy.
2. Tennis Smash and run around the court.
3. Squash Belt and get the hell out of the way.
1. Basketball Run to the hoops; watch your wrists.
2. Soccer - Run to the nets; watch your ankles.
3. Dodge Ball Run for your life, watch your face.
1. Pool Knock balls down pockets.
2. Croquet Knock balls through loops.
3. Baseball Protect balls with cup.
1. Volleyball Shin pads; teamwork.
2. Football Body pads; cooperation.
3. Rugby no pads; every man for himself.
1. Paintball You're playing against men.
2. Rock Climbing You're playing against nature.
3. Golf You're playing against God.