Green: I'm so freaking HORNY!
Yellow: Same dude! I want some balls right now!
Orange: I want some balls in and around my mouth.
Pink: I can't wait till I have those balls bouncing all up in my face!
Yellow: Yo chill! I can see some balls right now.
Green: I am SO freaking HORNY!
Pink: OH MY GOD! THERE'S BALLS EVERYWHERE!
Orange: I've never seen so many balls before in my life!
Yellow: They're bouncing everywhere!
Green: MPH MMHMF MMMF HMMRPH!
Yellow: Green! Don't talk when your mouth's full!
Pink: Green took all of the balls for himself!
Yellow: Same, but what can you do? When he gets horny horny there's no stopping him.
Orange: Anyone else getting a little hungry hungry?

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