Guess She Wasn't Interested

For those who haven’t heard the earth-shattering news, myspace-sensation-turned-reality-whore Tila Tequila finally made her decision on who would win her plastic key to her heart on the series finale of A Shot at Love tonight. The two descriptions Tila offers of her suitors: Bo: “loving and caring and will take care of her”. Kristy: “She is so hot and sexy”. Seems obvious, right?

And the big winner, as expected, was playboy model Kristy Morgan.

There was just one problem. Kristy got cold feet and refused Tila’s affection. So Kristy is sad she doesn’t know what she wants. Tila is heartbroken for the second season in a row. And of course, Bo feels the stinging rejection that most likely led to his career is high school coaching. So really, everything you could possibly want from a reality show.

However, this certainly doesn’t bode well for us mere mortals.When Flava Flav is unable to find love, we all sigh, relieved those genes won’t proliferate. But when a hot and sultry bisexual pop culture star can’t find even one person who will commit to a relationship, how am I supposed to expect to ever find love. You crushed my spirits again, MTV.

However, Kristy did not leave without a final parting gift: the ultimate in reality programming, the limo panty shot.

I take it all back. God bless you, MTV. Don’t ever leave us.