The best 5 dollars you can spend. Because you won’t.
I was in the hospital and I heard from one of the rooms, “Don’t worry everyone, I’m gonna beat this thing.” Which I thought was a really positive thing to say, until I realized it came from the maternity ward.
How do people call Batman for help during the day? If I lived in Gotham, I’d just rob banks after lunch.
MIT Stupid Question Hall Of Fame
Professor: No compact Hausdorff space and no complete metric space is both countable and perfect.Euler: Wait, could this be used to show their are no odd perfect numbers?
Spiritual Guide of the Day
Live life as a dog would. If you cant eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.One major advantage to being in a coma? Free beard.
The Boys and Girls Club would be much creepier if it was a fan club. Or a weapon.
Orphans don’t have it so bad; they have it really bad.
Could whoever is giving homeless people markers please stop? Their signs are really bumming me out.
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Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
8 Things the Internet Ruined
Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life
Flowchart: Do You Like Me?
Winter Pick-Up Lines
iPhone Airplane Modes for Other Vehicles
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
