The best 5 dollars you can spend. Because you won't.
I was in the hospital and I heard from one of the rooms, "Don't worry everyone, I'm gonna beat this thing." Which I thought was a really positive thing to say, until I realized it came from the maternity ward.
How do people call Batman for help during the day? If I lived in Gotham, I'd just rob banks after lunch.
MIT Stupid Question Hall Of Fame
Professor: No compact Hausdorff space and no complete metric space is both countable and perfect.Euler: Wait, could this be used to show their are no odd perfect numbers?
Spiritual Guide of the Day
Live life as a dog would. If you cant eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.One major advantage to being in a coma? Free beard.
The Boys and Girls Club would be much creepier if it was a fan club. Or a weapon.
Orphans don't have it so bad; they have it really bad.
Could whoever is giving homeless people markers please stop? Their signs are really bumming me out.
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay
"Is It Just Me or Do I Look Asian?" No, You Do Not.
7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions
8 Rap Songs Perfectly Synched with Kids' Shows
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
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