Open with something making fun of the President. Add an overused noise to describe something retarded.
Commercial Break.
Use the same racial joke from Episode 1 that has been repeated every episode since, just in different words. Make sure to include “Beaner”.
Commercial Break
Either completely rip off shows like Jay Leno and Street Smarts or have a skit about everyday life that isn’t that funny. Include a midget.
Roll Credits.
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I was giving a computer literacy course to some older professors at a local community college. After I described how to open a program by clicking on the icon, one of the older ladies placed the mouse on the screen, clicked the incorrect mouse button, then complained that I was a horrible teacher when the program failed to open.
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