John Stephens

Times when it is 'okay' to wear Jorts!

Jean shorts, jorts being the technical term preferred my leading scientists, are the least cool thing since the legendary fanny pack. ˆowever, I have decided that there are several slightly acceptable uses of wearing jorts. ™ou can wear jorts if you are:



1) Black
2) A wigger/white trash
3) A dyke
4) Or if you are as sexy as this guy:

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