Jean shorts, jorts being the technical term preferred my leading scientists, are the least cool thing since the legendary fanny pack. owever, I have decided that there are several slightly acceptable uses of wearing jorts. ou can wear jorts if you are:
1) Black
2) A wigger/white trash
3) A dyke
4) Or if you are as sexy as this guy:
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