The Doctor Is Always In

After waiting for a few minutes, Michael Kingston is greeted by his primary care physician.

Dr. Norton: Mr. Kingston, how are we today?
Mr. Kingston: Oh hey doc, not too bad, but the throat’s been sore for a few days now.
Dr. Norton: Sorry to hear that. I’ve heard there’s a flu going around, that might be it. Why don’t we take a look then.
Mr. Kingston: Okay.
Dr. Norton: Yep, throat’s pretty swollen and red.
Mr. Kingston: I figured as much.
Dr. Norton: Okay, let’s check everything else out.

Norton gives a thorough examination of the ears, eyes, and throat glands.

Dr. Norton: Okay Mr. Kingston, now I’m going to need you to drop your pants for me.
Mr. Kingston: Really?
Dr. Norton: It’s standard procedure for a proper examination, Mr. Kingston. And this isn’t the first time I’ve had you do this for me before.
Mr. Kingston: I know, I’m just a little uncomfortable.
Dr. Norton: Everything will be fine, I’m a professional. I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about.

Mr.Kingston drops his pants and coughs as the doctor examines him.

Dr. Norton: Okay all set, now that wasn’t so hard, right?
Mr. Kingston: I guess not, sorry for putting up such a stink.
Dr. Norton: It’s no problem. Now, here’s a prescription for some medication that should help with the swelling, and I’m going to recommend that you drink plenty of fluids and get plenty of rest and you should be fine in a couple of days. If the problems continue, call the office.
Mr. Kingston: Thank you I’ll do that.
Dr. Norton: You have a nice day.
Mr. Kingston: You too.
Dr. Norton: By the way, try the babyback ribs, they’re phenomenal.
Waitress: He’s right, and tonight’s 3 dollar pitcher night. Can I start you off with some appetizers?