In the event of an international catastrophe, who is better equipped to save the world: the Mighty Morphin Powers Rangers, or the Powerpuff Girls?
Is it better to be a Spawn of hell or to be a Hellboy?
Is Bill Clinton better at getting blowjobs than Bush is at starting wars, or vice versa?
Is it better to live in Ebaumsworld, or to have a good sense of CollegeHumor?
Who is more obnoxious? Bob Wiley of What About Bob? or Borat?
Is it cooler to wear Tommy Hilfiger, or to wear two popped collars at once?
Is it worse to suffer a Phantom Menace or to undergo an Attack of the Clones?
It’s 3AM and you’re standing outside your burning house from which you barely escaped alive. Is it more better to be caught wearing socks with birkenstocks or clogs?
Is it better to be a Backstreet Boy or an American Idol?
Is it more adventurous to travel the Oregon Trail, or visit a World of Warcraft?
Is it better to want to be a Millionaire or a Chamillionaire?
Would you rather be stuck inside a room with Hannibal Lecter or Anton Chigurh?
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
Dating Dos and Don'ts
Flowchart: Do You Like Me?
8 Things the Internet Ruined
The Internet Justice League
The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
