What Miley Cyrus is Really Trying to Say

Song: See you Again, by Miley Cyrus. I recommend listening to the song while reading this article. It almost makes it like a Rock Opera, except way more creepy. Enjoy.

 

I’ve got my sight set on you, and I’m ready to wait = I’ve been watching you from my 1982 Chrysler LaBaron

I have a heart that will, Never be tamed = Unless I go into Cardiac Arrest

I knew you were somethin’ special, When he’s holdin’ me = That is the chloroform talking

And I can’t wait to see you again

I’ve got a way of knowin’ When somethin’ is right = It is technically my eighth sense

I feel like I must of known you, In another life = Buddha is my homeboy

Cause I felt this deep connection, When you looked at my eyes = Oddly enough you were in a coma  

And I can’t wait to see you again…

The last time I freaked out, I just kept lookin’ down = Sidewalks have always stimulated me, spiritually

I stu-stu-stuttered when you asked me what I’m thinkin’ bout = All teenage girls have a speech disorder, right?

It’s like I couldn’t breathe you asked what’s wrong with me = I’m choking on an apple core, you Jackass

My best friend Leslie says “She’s just being Miley!” = Don’t talk for me you bitch

And next time we hang out I will redeem myself I can’t rest till then = I can go a week without sleep, just wa-wa-watch me!

Whoa! Whoa!
I can’t wait to see you again

I got this crazy feelin’ deep inside = When I get excited my colon leaks. Completely normal.

You call and ask to see me, Tomorrow night = This better not be long distance or so help me I will force you to meet my father. QQ, you cool with torture?

I’m not a mind reader, But I’m seein’ the signs = That sign said I am still 15 years old, how weird. Still want to go out?

Bet you can’t wait to see me again = From your jail cell where pedophiles belong, but I still love you!