Christopher Nolan: Ok, let's take it from the top, in 3 2 1
Christian Bale: Alfred, bring me the schematics on the Joker's bike, find out where Harvey Dent is having lunch today, and bring me a coffee, black as night..
Martin Lawrence: Did someone say Black Knight?
Christopher Nolan:CUT! Martin, what are you doing here?
Martin Lawrence: Ohhh, look out folks! We got a white man talkin ova here! Playas and shawties, we gotta white man talking! What you gotta say to me, whitey?
Christopher Nolan: For the last time, Martin, this is The Dark Knight, not Black Knight.
Martin Lawrence: Dag yo, it's my agent! He's got my head all messed up! He's all like, "Martin, go do dat movie, mother trucker! Get medieval on their white asses!"
Christian Bale: That seems unlikely, seeing as Black Knight was filmed in 2001
Martin Lawrence: Who asked you? Was anyone talking to you, Patrick Bateman? You're lucky I don't smack you upside the head for overpowering my boy Taye Diggs in that kung-fu movie you guys did.
Christian Bale: You mean Equilibrium?
Martin Lawrence: Yeah, that's the joint! Equilibrium? More like "Seperate but not Equilibrium", you racists!
Christopher Nolan: Look Martin, as much as we'd love to sit and chat, we've got a movie to make, and we're behind schedule as is.
Martin Lawrence: Aight aight, I can see when I'm not wanted. I'm out like Ellen, yo.
Christopher Nolan: Ok, let's try it from the top one more time 3 2..1..
Martin Lawrence enters dressed entirely in medieval gear.
Martin Lawrence: I'm not only the duke's official messenger I'm also the court jester!
Christian Bale: Great, now he wants to play the Joker
Christopher Nolan: Dammit Martin! Ok, someone call security, and we'll just call it a day. Hopefully, we can rebound from this day tomorrow
Martin Lawrence: Did someone say Rebound?
Christopher Nolan: SECURITY!
Heath Ledger: Thank God we're done for today, I'm exhausted