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- Showing her how smart you are with your encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars: "Did you know Darth Vader was voiced by a BLACK GUY?!?"
- Aggressive athelticism: "BAZAM! Oh man, that was a sick tackle. Did you feel that shit? …are you okay?"
- Identifying with her race/religion: "Just to let you know, if I was born 200 years ago I would have TOTALLY voted against slavery."
- Attempting to solve world issues: "Yeah it kinda sucks about that one dictator in Africa. If I were president we woulda just shot 'em all already."
- "Martial Arts": "Kaaaaaameeeeeehaaaaa-"
- Being "indie": "I hate guitar and guitar players. I also hate puppies."
- Being an "activist": "Fuck you, you fucking dolphins!!!!"
- Being honest: "I have SO much goat porn."
- Claiming to be a celebrity: "Remember Goatse. Heh, that was yours truly."
- Being Hitler
Smurf Frat Guy
Next Week on Mad Men...
Sit on a Barbed Wire Dildo
If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews
Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your an Idiot
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots
