Has my father been sent to the cornfield? 'Cause this is a dream come true!
I figured I had failed my company's drug test because I put "C" for every answer. Turns it they just wanted a urine sample. I was really high that day.
Rhetorical Answer
Q: What disease would you just kill yourself if you had??A: Depression.
The grass is always greener when you are not color blind.
Live-Blogging A Comedy Show
10:31 – LOL10:32 – LOL
10:34 – LOL
10:35 – ROFL
10:36 – GTG
Who was the second person to say history repeats itself?
Open-Minded Film Critic
"I'm not trying to say Dumb and Dumber is a better movie than Schindler's List, but it is a better comedy."Punctuation Changes Everything
I hate sex. And the city.Women Are A Lot Like Cats
No matter how much raw fish you give them, they'll still think you're weird and ignore you.2 Ways to Piss Off Coffee Shop Baristas
1. Know nothing about coffee
2. Know everything about coffee
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I Got Fired From My Job.
Apparently "Casual Friday" doesn't mean you get to throw the word "fag" around.
Snack-Time Choices From Increasingly Lazy Fathers
-"Peanut butter and jelly?"-"Peanut butter or jelly?"
-"Peanut, butter, or jelly?"
-"Pea, nut, butter, or jelly? Keep in mind we're out of jelly."
The worst kind of surprise party is an intervention.
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
Yo, Let's Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up
6 People Who Truly Believe They Can Fly
8 Animals That Can't Believe They Just Did That
Sexiest Summer Fashion for Women and Least Sexy Fashion for Men
Almost Reading
The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
Twidiots
