Commenter of Cute College Girl of the Day

Socks

Year:             Senior
School:          Mount Saint Mary’s
Hometown:     Philadelphia, PA
Major:            Business

So what do you like best about the thousands of kissy face pictures on Collegehumor?

Ha i dunno, it makes the girls look like retards kind of.

True true. Would you prefer if Collegehumor picked Downs girl of the day? I’m sure that Amir is probably cool with that.

long pause

Wow. I like submissive girls but thats a little much.

If there was one person you’ve seen on CH that you would like to euthanize, who would it be?

Dildo. Easily.

Even though he’s acting kind of normal lately purely from peer pressure?

I have a friend down at Hopkins now for nursing school and I really am afraid for her.

This sounds like it would be a really good episode for CSI. Is she hot?

Nice body, OK face.  I was hooking up with her for a while end of last year.

You sort of self-burned yourself there. Anything else you want to say about your goals coming up after your senior year?

She’s not ugly and I was hooking up with other girls at the same time. I’m out though.  Be back in like 20 to 30 minutes. Don’t post this until I get back.

No chance.