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Old Songs and What They Really Mean

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Artist/Band – Song Title

1. Harry Chapin – Cat’s In The Cradle
2. James Brown – I Got You (I Feel Good)
3. Joe Cocker – You Are So Beautiful To Me
4. John Lennon – Imagine
5. Lou Rawls – You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine
6. Percy Sledge – When A Man Loves A Woman
7. Righteous Brothers – Unchained Melody
8. Rod Stewart – Have I Told You Lately (That I Love You)
9. Roy Orbison – Oh, Pretty Woman
10. Stevie Wonder – I Just Called To Say I Love You

Realistic Translation

1. You were a mistake and I didn’t have time for you
2. I just took a few hits of Ecstasy
3. I’m into ugly chicks
4. Communism
5. Bitch! How dare you break up with me?
6. I’m totally whipped
7. It’s been too long since the last time we had sex
8. I lost all of our money
9. Holy Hell I want to bang you
10. …Because you refuse to talk to me in person

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I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More » change it to in an Excel doc and told him that he needed change them before he left on Friday, but after everyone is gone for the weekend. Monday I get back and everyone is asking me why they cannot get onto their computer. It turns out the guy didn't like the passwords I had created and made up his own, and then forgot what they were.