Commenter of Cute College Girl of the Day 7/21

Oxnard Montalvo

Year:            Sophomore
School:         University of Awesome
Hometown:    Somwhere in Florida
Major:           Bear Wrestling

editors note – one night a staff member came on to a picture and changed a bunch of people’s schools at our request.  true story. i’m super serial.

 

Ok, So Ox. Word around the interwebs is that you may or may not have slain many a CHette. Who on CH would you like to get to know in the biblical sense?

“Many” may be an overstatement.

And a gentleman never tells.

Plus, I think doing so would be severely detrimental to my chances.

Sounds like you’ve got an agenda. I’ll just interpret that answer as Sarah on the staff.

Oh dear Lord I can only dream.

Who would win in a cage fight, Steve Irwin or Bear Grylls?

If we’re talking strict bare hands then I’d go with Steve. Bear may have military training but that dude wrestled crocodiles! Plus he can take some punishment

Yeah, you know he’s dead right? I mean I’ll give you odds if you really wanna take a corpse in a fight.

Zombies always win

I think I would actually let Zombie Irwin bite me. Is he like a Dawn of the Dead or a 28 Days Later zombie?

Hopefully, Dawn of the Dead. No one stands a fuckin’ chance against the 28 Days Later ones. But in a perfect world, all zombies would be from Shaun of the Dead

I’m the only one who cannot stand that fucking movie. Why does anyone like it?

I just really like British movies. And I think Simon Pegg is a pretty funny dude

Must be a stoner thing I haven’t caught on to yet. Is that why you quit your summer job only two months into the summer?

Haha I haven’t even smoked weed since freshman year of high school

You’re missing out. Quick, what’s your favorite word of the moment?

Bamboozle

That’s a word, right?

Did you go to an ethnic high school?

Bamboozle is a black word?