5) Pretend I work for CTU and that every call I get is in reference to counter-terrorism.
4) Pretend I’m in the hatch on LOST, and that filling in Excel spreadsheets is actually saving the world.
3) Pretend I work for Dunder Mifflin, and that my co-workers are funny, interesting, and worthy of playing pranks on. This is harder than #4.
2) Pretend I’m a featured writer for CH and that I’m getting paid for the articles I write that get rejected.
1) Pretend I’m Jason Michaels and that I’m actually funny.
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Amazing Dad Magic
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Pets
The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
