Luigi: Sick party, bro.
Mario: Hell yeah. Good tunes, good people…I’m just stoked none of Bowser’s crew showed up.
Luigi: About that…Now don’t freak, but Koopa Troopa and a few of his boys just walked in.
Mario: What!? I’m about to WILE OUT.
Luigi: Chill dude, chill.
Mario: If that weak ass turtle comes near me, I am going to do the WORST thing I can possibly do to him.
Luigi: What’s that?
Mario: Jump on him.
Luigi: Whoa, whoa. Just be cool. One of his boys is comin’ over to us right now…
Mario flexes at a ghost that is approaching them. The ghost covers its eyes and stops.
Mario: Bitch.
Luigi: Aw, come on man. Let’s all just have a good time…Here, I brought a question mark box for you.
Mario: Sick. I’ve been looking for shrooms all night. opens box What the hell? A coin?
Luigi: Here, try another.
Mario: Fire flower…
Luigi: Don’t use it dude. There’s no reason to start sh*t with them. You’re WAY too drunk.
Mario: Bro, I’m fine.
…….
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