- The people at KFC knows you by name.
- Every time you hear the song happy birthday you get a little excited.
- Its difficult to put your socks on.
- You can fit into booths at restaurants.
- Sometime you worry the toilet might break on you.
- Every time you get onto an elevator people look scared.
- You are constantly wishing they would put airport moving side walks all over the place.
- You Jiggle when you brush your teeth.
- Seat belt extenders on air planes.
- Elastic wastes on slacks
- You take All-You-Can-Eat as a personal Challenge
- After 16 beers your BAC is .02
- You take breaks walking up stairs and you’re still winded when you get to the top.
- You never take the stairs.
- People automatically assume you know where the best restaurants are…and you do
- You shop at big and tall and you aren’t tall.
- You supersize it. Every time
- You have no idea how much you weigh because normal scales dont go that high.
- Within 2 minutes of putting a shirt on there are already pit stains.
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