To all the sexy ladies out there in Internet land:
My name is ________, and you should have me as your date tonight because my parents are out of town for the weekend.
Holla.
RE: To all the sexy ladies out there in Internet land:
No.
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I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
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