Luigi lays on a leatherbacked chair in his therapist's office.

Therapist: -sigh- So, Luigi, what is it today?

Luigi: It's the dreams again.

Therapist: Did you make it over the wall this time?

Luigi:No… I fell short again.

Therapist: I think these dreams you have been describing are a result of your feelings of inadequacy.

Luigi:Lady, I'm hung like a horse.

Therapist: No no, you misinterperate me.

Luigi:I get all the ladies, all of them!!!

Therapist: Luigi! I am not talking about your sexua-

Luigi: I could even rail you right now if i really wanted to!

Therapist: Don't interupt me! And you couldn't even rail Princess Peach, let alone me!!

Luigi: F*ck you! Mario saw her first. That's obviously the only reason why…

Therapist: Why, what Luigi?

Luigi: I don't want to talk about it.

Therapist: Have you ever had a girlfriend Luigi?

Luigi: Yeah, duh!

Therapist: What's her name?

Luigi: …. oh… umm… you wouldn't know her, she isn't from around here…

Therapist: Are you gay?

Luigi: nervously Gay?! Me!? Ha! 

Therapist: Luigi, I can tell you are lying.

Luigi: …Don't tell Mario, alright?

Therapist: I won't say a word. Mario will never know.

Luigi: Really?

Therapist: Of course. I am behind you all the way.

Luigi: …that's what Bowser said.