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 1. Back down?

2. No, NEVER back down
3. Never back down because you should never withhold an asswhipping from the parishioners.
4. Never back down, especially to somebody wearing a badge. (just explain tothe officer you feel a bit safer if the safety belt is lodged in your butt and not in theseat cushion)
5. Never back down… here's to you, LSATs.
6. Never back down unless your opponent may have the following: an afro, ablack belt, or pinchers because you could be fighting an oversizedgroovalicious Cajun Crawdad with a black belt in kicking ass and laying eggs/takingnames.
7. Never back down or you will open up a Canister of Whoopass.
8. Never back down in a kilt… or they WILL see your power printer Ink Jet cartages.
9. Never back down or you are made of porcelain and you're simpley just a porcelainchina girl, baby.
10. Never backeth down lest thou art a douche.
11. Never back down or reach across the table.  
12. Never ever back down or you're like a chicken… or something. That's sortabullshit.