One The shirts you advertize occasionally make me giggle.
Two You don't pretend to be instant messaging me, like the other, hotter girls I see when I sign out.
But that's enough. Get a grip, close your mouth. I'm sure you've made a few bucks off those ads, use them go to trade school or something. You probably have a basic understanding of graphic design from hanging out with those t-shirt guys, right? Go enroll in a good program somewhere and stop being so surprised about the clothes you're wearing.