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Whether you were out too late at O’Flannagans making out with that chick who totally looked like Jessica Alba, or Shark Week kept you up until your alarm went off, there are days when making it into work is simply not an option. If done properly, the hookie e-mail can be an art form. Here are some old examples I dug up in my inbox to help you brainstorm your own tactics.
I was giving a computer literacy course to some older professors at a local community college. After I described how to open a program by clicking on the icon, one of the older ladies placed the mouse on the screen, clicked the incorrect mouse button, then complained that I was a horrible teacher when the program failed to open.
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