Katie
Year: Junior
School: University of Florida
Hometown: Boca Raton, Florida
Major: Anthropology
Katie, first off, are you sober right now?
Umm more than I was a bit ago, yes.
It’s thursday…. any special reason why you’re out getting loaded?
Just did a little tokey toke before the movie, nothing crazy.
How was the Dark Knight?
Fucking amazing.
Kind of creeped out that I knew what movie you saw?
Oh no no…I’m watching 29 days later right now
Psh, I saw dark night the minute it came out. Oh, and I mean 28.
29 Days Later sounds like it fucking sucks. I mean, they’re just hanging out in a cabin.
LOL, yeah seriously.
Speaking of creepy, how many creepy messages do you get per week from random CHers?
A whole fucking lot. I try to respond to the less creepy ones
Any favorite gems you’d like to share with us?
Oh def.
Lemme cue that up.
“just a note, you are freaking HOT!”
“Your avatar fucking rules”
Are these just from today?
LOL, no I’m just picking random ones.
You archive all of your fan mail?
Oddly enough I had a long thread of messages with some guy about books
LOL, I don’t archive, just don’t delete.
One guy asked if I would meet him for coffee.
Jesus, and you’re notorious for not showing your face in every one of your CH pictures. Does anyone think you’re hiding something?
Once there were rumors that I was a Cyclops.
Now they just think I’m a butterface.
I’m not sure which I prefer.
The first one. Anyone would date a Cyclops chick. OK, speed round. Best Beer?
AHH yuengling
Best movie?
Titanic…. Fuck!
The next question was going to be will you marry me. Now you are dying alone.
My heart is racing… Fuck!
Are you dying?
I think so
Will you marry me now?
Def.
Hey CH, do you want to be the next Commenter interview? If so, you must be totally awesome and perfect in all way/shape/form. To be considered, send me a message on CH and we’ll go from there!






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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.