Rule #1: There are no rules
Rule #2: Forget Rule #1
Rule #3: Rules are meant to be broken
Rule #4: Never forget Rule #2
Rule #5: Don’t play by anybody else’s rules.
Rule #6: No fat chicks
Rule #7: Forget Rule #6
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