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I don’t like post-apocalyptic films. I like present-apocalyptic films. Like Apocalypse Now.
What Taco Bell Doesn’t Want You to Know About Its Food
Anything.I love you like a fat kid loves cake: You were great at the time but you ruined high school for me.
Do you think the National Competitive Eaters Association bans marijuana as a performance-enhancing drug?
“Pee onto others as you would have them pee onto you.” That’s the Golden Shower Rule.
My little brother was a huge pest when I was a kid, so I always wondered if “pest”-icides would get rid of him. They did.
I used to wear deodorant until it gave me a rash. Now I just do everything slower.
You know what’s funny about smoking weed? Everything, apparently.
Sex with my girlfriend is always anal:“You’re doing it all wrong.”“Put your hands here.”“Not like that.”
I wonder if the ants in my ant farm thought I was some all-powerful god, instead of just some kid who really liked killing ants.
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15 Phrases You'll Hear During Finals Week, and What They Really Mean
What Everyone in Your Family is Bringing for Thanksgiving
News Feed History of the World: January 2012
Amazing Dad Magic
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
Drinking Games for the Mature Adult
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
