10 Things I'll Hear Now that my Ex was Accepted as a Cute College Girl of the Day

2. “It’s weird. I never saw her smile like that when you guys were together.”

3. “Now I don’t have to use Facebook to jack off to pictures of your ex.”

4. “Now I don’t have to use Youporn to jack off to pictures of your ex.”

5. “Yo, remember when I told you i went to see Wall-E with some chick and there was like no talking in the first hour so I convinced her to give me head? Check it out, she’s on CollegeHumor! … That’s your ex? Shit man, I knew she looked familiar.”

6. “Tell her I said thanks for putting up revealing pictures and not being a prude like some of those other girls.”

7. “I never noticed that mole before, but I’m a fan. Did you bite it? I would’ve bitten it.”

8. “If you look at it on the iPhone, you can frame her rack perfectly.”

9. “It’s funny how she’s with a different guy in every pic, but you’re not in ANY of them.”

10. “I saw your girl on CollegeHumor, nice bro! Oh… you guys aren’t going out anymore? But didn’t you tell me she gave you head at Wall-E? Oh that was Billy? Yeah, Billy’s a douchebag.”