Pickup lines for a man stripped of his manhood

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in your pocket.

You know what cream and I have in common? We’re both better when whipped.

I lost my number, and will lose all of my friends numbers too if I can have yours.

Did it hurt? When I nudged you in line earlier, I’m really sorry about that.

Are you tired? Cause you’ve been carrying that heavy bag all day, let me hold it.