Welcome to my “Best of Toro” weekly article. Above you’ll see a picture of a delightful female in a position that makes you stiffer than a corpse and ready to charge. You think you can do better? Then prove it. Below you may submit a link to a picture that you think can beat this sexy image I have provided you. Votes will be counted in the replies, and everyone gets just one submission. Although the more nudity the better, anyone who submits more than one link is automatically disqualified. Also, please keep the links sort of tasteful. No insertion pics or girls “spreading” anything. We wanna keep it safe for the kids.
Winner gets some piece of shit item I forgot I threw in my attic.
Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
The 25 Best Sitcom Couples
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
What Your Ski Tracks Say About You
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
