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Reasons that Harrison Ford is obviously the second coming of christ.

His mother was jewish and his father was never around


He worked as a carpenter until he gave it up for a career as an orator


He spent 6 days and 7 nights in the wilderness.

There is almost no documentation of his life until he was 31.


You love him. He knows.

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