Canadian female gymnasts introduce themselves to all Chinese people with traditional greeting of “Ching Chong Ting Tong”
British male soccer team won’t stop mentioning that they have “loads of Oriental mates”
All Italian swimmers carbo-load exclusively with “Flied Lice”
French female volleyball team adopts one-child policy
Irish water polo team peepees in China’s entire supply of Coke
American archery team members construct “Chinese Transnational Railroad,“severely damaging already existing Chinese transnational railways and,eventually, causing widespread famine due to interrupted shipping
Brazilian rugby team invades and conquers all of Japan
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
