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Your Brain on Drugs

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 What was said = What was meant

  • Let’s go for a ride. = Let’s go get fast food.
  • Let’s go to the mall. = Let’s go eat at the food court.
  • Let’s hang out in someone’s basement. = Let’s go eat snacks in someone’s basement.
  • Let’s watch teenage mutant ninja turtles. = Let’s order pizza and not pay attention to the TV.
  • Let’s go smoke again. = Let’s go get even hungrier.
  • Can I eat your food? = I’m going to eat your food.
  • Do you have anymore food? = I ate your food.
  • Can I put on music? = I want to hear a different song every 30 f*cking seconds.
  • You can pass out here if you want. = I’m going to teabag you.
  • Yo, just chill, man = Yo, just chill, man.
  • I’m freakin’ out! = I‘m freakin’ out! …Let’s go get fast food.

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I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More » change it to in an Excel doc and told him that he needed change them before he left on Friday, but after everyone is gone for the weekend. Monday I get back and everyone is asking me why they cannot get onto their computer. It turns out the guy didn't like the passwords I had created and made up his own, and then forgot what they were.