Found this while digging through archives

Do your parents just not get it? None do, and they’re all fart knockers!
People that dumb shouldn’t be allowed to breed. It sucks, really.

If you’ve got an example of your Parents Just Don’t Understanding, totally embarrass them and send a postcard to P.O. box 152, New York, New York 10027

My dad the other day, like, asked me why his beta tapes didn’t work in our VCR. I was like, whatever.
- Ashley (USC)

We were totally on this rad road trip to disney land last summer when our dad got lost. He said “why can’t they make a machine that tells you where to go?” Oh my god, Dad, we’re not living in like, a freakin’ comic book.
- Roger (CSU)

My parent’s were wondering if it was worth buying a Super Nintendo for around $600. I was like, quit being lame dudes, video games can’t get better than this.
- Doug (College Park)

Last week I was watching Family Matters during TGIF and my mom said, “How can you watch that Urkel kid, he’s repulsive.” As if Mom, talk to the hand cuz the face don’t wanna hear it.
- Keisha (No School Given)