You looked like a douche on the sidewalk
But I must admit that once you stepped inside your Prius
A gangster ass dude emerged.
You're pretty aggressive in traffic
You throw up middle fingers and gesticulate
Like a Sicilian.
It seems like that fly ride
Is sort of like your fortress,
And that Crip walking while you drive
Is not only possible,
But awe-inspiringly gay.


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