I'm curious about my neighbor with the black van.
He's a very, very, very busy man.
He always brings a friend
Who rides in the back
And bangs on the glass in a very merry way.
He comes to let them out,
Sometimes they make a little noise
But then he says "hush"
And gently guides them inside,
Because their hands are usually broken and tied.


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