Little Gerry's Got a Habit


Little Gerry loves his Lego’s
He loves his Cheerios,
But he’s got a little secret
That not even his mommy knows.
  Because Gerry loves Rockstar III
He loves his expensive Nerf-Gun,
But he also loves smack,
And that’s why he sold his
Yugi-Oh collection.


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I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"