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The Periodic Poster of Vulgarity

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Have you ever wondered what all of the different intercourse elements there are? . Have you ever wondered how many valence electrons a blowjob has? Two, and blowjobs are inert. Everyone knows that. If you didn’t know that, don’t worry. Collegehumor has your back. Our Periodic Poster is a great reference and includes all 6 anus, 6 perineum, 38 sex, 11 breast, 7 semen, 6 excrement, 6 cunnilingus, and 7 felatio elements, even the 16 penis elements and 16 vagina elements that have only been produced for short times in a lab.

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