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Mr. President, We Have A Situation...


You know that scene in every disaster movie where the rogue scientist with the crazy theory bursts into the Oval Office, shouting passionate warnings to the President of a looming global catastrophe?

This is that scene.

The polls for CollegeHumor’s Most Epic Disaster Movie election are almost closed, and at publication, the British zombie thriller 28 DAYS LATER holds a powerful lead with a whopping 82% of the votes.

Don’t like what you’re reading? Think Dante’s Peak or Tremors deserves the most votes? Can’t stand the thought of a zombie movie from the land of King George III winning a Democratic election? It’s not too late to have your voice heard! March proudly to CollegeHumor.com/DisasterMovie and cast your ballot for the apocalyptic flick you’d like to see inaugurated as Most Epic.

Before it’s too late.

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My boyfriend and I had started sleeping together, but hadn't been doing so for too long. We were still getting to know how kinky the other one was. So one night after hanging out he went to go get ready for bed I went and laid down in his bed naked, pretending to be asleep. I heard the door creak open, heard him walk quietly up to the foot of them bed, and begin slowly and... Read More » sensually licking my foot. I froze, completely repulsed and unsure how to react. I turned around to face him, and explain that I just wasn't ever going to be into that sort of thing, and could this even work out? . . .only to find his roommate's pitbull wagging her tail and licking away and my oblivious boyfriend still in the bathroom.