Tough guy
This guy wears jeans and a T-shirt. He also has a 1-day beard which is so rugged, he uses it to light a match on it. When it comes to words they are pretty modest and operate on a "need to say" basis, as this type prefer to take action rather than talk about it. Basically tough guys are pretty direct, therefor their approach is in sync with the moto: "I want it, I take it."
Metro-sexual
is almost the complete opposite of the previously mentioned. They are always shaved and smell nice, a bit too nice. Their choice in fashion is determined by trends. Metros are also very in touch with their feminine side and know a lot about makeup and other chick topics. Their image which they are so proud of however costs them points with the chicks, since they are often mistaken for being gay.
Simple guy
These are well-built but a bit slow in the head guys. Their man attribute is their naiveness (this is probably not even a word, but it is in the spirit of this type
). Similarly to tough guys these are pretty direct as well, only their methods are much more blunt and goofy, but since they have the muscles of Hercules-it's cute.
Hyperactive guy
These are the dudes that work, study, party all night and when everyone else wakes up next morning they have already showered and ate breakfast. They seem to have it together and that's what gets them the chicks. However these ladies often forget that this type is hyperactive when it comes to women aswell (meaning they change them like socks).
Rich guy
These guys have cash. A lot of cash.
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