I can't not have
My balls so close to you
That you could taste them
If you just sniffed the air in the vicinity
Having that extra layer of cloth
Suffocating me,
Stifling me,
Telling me I can't do the things I want to do
And be the person I want to be,
Is not happening
I'm freeballing it to work, weddings
And events that take place in poorly ventilated spaces too.


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