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I think that beetle might be endangered

And that fact alone makes me hesitate.
I happily fetched a rolled up newspaper,
Even raised it like an executioner
But then I noticed the bright green stripe
That elegantly separated
This little insect from others that I would readily exterminate.
He’s either a Javanese antlered beetle
Or a Kreutzmann’s Devil beetle
Either way
His pale spoor and his
Tangy breath
Will grace my bathtub indefinitely


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A Christmas Larceny

I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More » credit card vendor. He keeps telling us that it's already paid for etc. and we keep telling him we can't process any more transactions until the morning of Dec. 26th. He then takes out a revolver and makes us lay on the floor while he steals the cash drawers and takes off. Turns out he had in fact reserved the video card online and his full name, address and phone number were in the system along with his email address; i bet his New Year sucked.