Malevolent Khakis

 Khakis from a nightmare
That greet me at 6:30 am
I stumble in humiliation
Trying to get you on,
Zip you up feeling
Like a transvestite streetwalker
Only to notice the multitude of stains
Around your pockets and fly.


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