Oh the People you will meet

There are many types of people you will meet in College. Some will become your best friends, some you will take classes with and when you see them later will do the nod to acknowledge you know them, and some will be idiots. But anyway a list of the people you will probably see in College.

The smart ass:
This person has a perfect 4.0 GPA. Is often seen behind the professor asking if there is any extra credit he/she can do. Typically this one is usually seen in the library or never seen at all due to living under a pile of books in their room.

The guy with the social disorder:
This guy is usually friendless because people want to avoid him. Any eye contact with this guy and he will begin telling you his life story. He knows your name even though you dont know his and considers you his best friend.

The ROTC kid:
This kid usually shows up to an early morning class wearing their uniform because they just got back from early morning PT. Usually has a lot of friends and is very loyal to them.

The Facebook kid:
Usually seen uttering phrases such as omg did you see so and so’s wall post? I think they broke up again for the 4th time. Any time a picture is taken they ask if its going to be put on Facebook. Constantly checking for new notifications and wall posts. Even if you only see this guy once, he will friend you and leave comments all over your wall.

The couple:
Most likely first year students, they don’t live on campus because they have an apartment together. They graduated from the same high school and decided to go to the same college. They have all the same classes and will probably be separated by the end of the year.

The Video game guy:
This can be true for any video game but it is usually Halo. This guy has incomprehensible skills when it comes to Halo. Usually a normal guy but any time someone mentions the word Halo his eyes lite up. Be prepared to be amazed once controller enters his hands you will never consider yourself good at that game again.

The Anime kid:
Usually a guy, he is seen wearing a shirt with his favorite character on it and making obscure references to a show you have never seen before. Like OMG did you see the newest episode of * show * ? Even though its in Japanese I own the Entire series on DVD.

The Science Major:
Typically the Engineering student. This person is seen leaving the labs at the late hours into the night or early morning. Never without a calculator in hand this person has no social skills and all the jokes he tells relate to math.
The mooch:
You dont know this guy but he usually shows up at partys anyways. Usually seen drinking all your beer and eating all your pizza. This person never has money and an original idea. So is often seen copying from other students exams in class and wonders why he has no friends.